Ladies and gentlemen, the Kiponite Classic™.
i messed up and there's an extra 'and' in there somewhere whoops

(2 Meter)
s.LP, c.MK, c.HP, s.HK
M item, dash,
s.LP, s.HP (one hit), M, L George, forward jump
j.MK, j.HP, airdash, j.LP, j.MP
s.LK, c.MP, c.MK, c.HP, L Bang
Lenny, H item (hold), Argus, release H item

(1 Meter)
s.LP, c.MK, c.HP, s.HK
M item, dash,
s.LP, s.HP (one hit), M, L George, forward jump
j.MK, j.HP, airdash, j.LP, j.MP
s.LK, c.MP, c.MK, s.HP (two hits) H item
Argus, release H item

///MIXUPS///

50/50 Low
s.LP, (delay), c.MK, c.HP, s.HK...

50/50 Throw
s.LP, (delay), throw, L George

Overhead
forward jump, j.MK (no active frames), adc, j.LK, c.LK, c.MK, c.HP, s.HK...

Airthrow
s.LP, c.MK, c.HP, s.HK
M item, dash,
s.LP, s.HP (one hit), M, L George, forward jump
j.MK, j.HP, airdash, j.LP, j.MP
s.MP, s.MK, airthrow

///IMPORTANT NOTE///
Kara cancel the s.HK in the first chain, or else the M item is liable to miss on certain characters.

Have a nice day.